Into Missouri |
We left Marengo, IA about 8 am on Sunday morning and drove the 397 miles to this RV park near my brother's place here in Cape.
Into the rocks south of St. Louis |
Was greeted by this gorilla at a fireworks place! |
At a rest stop in Missouri - note the grill by the semi-truck |
Emmy and Grandma Patty watching Jessica try out her new rocking chair. |
On Saturday Granddaughter Emmy drove up from Kirksville, MO to visit for the weekend.
Time for a smooch |
Sitting pretty in the new rocking chair |
Cam showed me his extensive stamp collection. |
Phyllis and Patty, fixing pancakes and eggs for supper Saturday |
Trying to get Jessica sleepy late Saturday evening while her folks were at a movie. Grandma was getting sleepy, but not Jessica. |
GROANER’S
CORNER:(( You might be a redneck if.…….
Exxon
and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
Your dad
is also your favorite uncle.
Your
classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
During
your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You're a
lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
On your
first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Your
parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"
You
saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
In tough
situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?"
Taking
your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
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A man was
annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a
fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number. "What kind of car
was he driving?" the husband asked.
"I don't know," she said. "I never can tell one car from another." At that, the man decided the time had come for a learning course, and for the next few days, whenever they were driving, he made her name each car they passed until he was satisfied that she could recognize every make.
It worked. About a week later she bounded in with a pleased expression on her face...
"Darling," she said. "I hit a Buick!"
"I don't know," she said. "I never can tell one car from another." At that, the man decided the time had come for a learning course, and for the next few days, whenever they were driving, he made her name each car they passed until he was satisfied that she could recognize every make.
It worked. About a week later she bounded in with a pleased expression on her face...
"Darling," she said. "I hit a Buick!"
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Knock
Knock
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ano.
Ano who?
Another mosquito.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yeta.
Yetta who?
Yet another mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nota.
Nota who?
Not another mosquito I hope!!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ano.
Ano who?
Another mosquito.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yeta.
Yetta who?
Yet another mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nota.
Nota who?
Not another mosquito I hope!!
Later, Lynn
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