77 degrees and humid at 7:20 pm Tuesday in La Feria, TX. Reached a high of 88º today with high winds.
Picked up Darlene Winslow at Harlingen Airport about 10:30 pm last night. Went out to breakfast at La Feria Café this morning and then went grocery shopping at Walmart. Got back home just before noon and we quickly changed into our Barbershop shirts and went to McAllen for practice.GROANER'S
CORNER:(( A father of six children had been out of work for six
months. In desperation, he was reading through the want ads in the paper and
came across an ad for someone to work at the zoo. The man called the zoo and
asked if he could have the job, but was told that he would need to come in for
an interview. The next day he went to the interview, but before
beginning, he was told by his potential employer that he would need to raise
his hand and promise that the proceedings of the interview would be kept
confidential, whether he got the job or not. The man reluctantly took the oath,
then asked what this job and oath were all about. The zoo owner
asked the man what he thought the zoo's main attraction was. Without
hesitation, the man replied, 'Everyone knows that. It's the big
ape!' 'Well,' said the zoo owner, 'this is the part you cannot
divulge, because we would lose our business. The big ape died, and we need to
keep it a secret by putting the ape skin on someone who can imitate the ape--at
least until the new ape arrives in three months.' 'That's me!' said the man. 'I
can do that! I was a gymnast in high school and college.' The zoo owner then
challenged the man to audition by acting like an ape. The man assumed a
crouched position and began running, jumping, and swinging around the room,
imitating the actions and sounds of an ape. 'Wow! You're really good!' said the
owner, and immediately gave the man the job. The next day the man,
dressed as the ape, went into the cage and was an instant hit. Everyone heard
how the ape was performing and came to the zoo to see him. The crowds got
bigger and bigger as time went by, and the front page of the paper proclaimed,
'The ape has gone ape!' About two months before the new ape was to
arrive, the man had about five hundred people in front of his cage, and he was
really putting on a star performance. He was flipping and jumping and swinging
everywhere, when all of a sudden, at the top of a swing, his rope broke and
threw him into the lion's cage. He rolled a few times, coming to rest against
the bars, and turned to find himself across the cage from the king of beasts,
who lay across the cage with his head down on one paw. He knew right away that
he was in trouble, so he began screaming like an ape and running back and forth
along the bars in hopes that someone would rescue him from this situation. No
one moved. As he looked again, the lion began to move slowly and stalk him. The
lion then growled, curled his upper lip over his teeth, and assumed a position
to leap. Just at this moment, the man decided that his family was more
important to him than his promise to the owner of the zoo. He looked up and
started screaming, 'Help! Help! I'm not really an ape, I'm a man. Get me out of
here!' The lion looked at him and said in a loud whisper, 'Hush up, you fool!
You'll get us both fired!'
With that, I will stop here -- LC
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