Here are some of them. Don't look bad, but can burn and itch |
Nothing too much to write about because not much going on. Did go to Therapy yesterday and worked out on two machines.
Phyllis' sister Beth and her husband Steve celebrated their 50th Wedding anniversary this year and took all their kids, grand-kids to Hawaii. Here are some of their photos.
Whole clan |
Beth & Steve |
Son Chris with wife Becky and Sara and Ann |
Daughter Kara with husband Jason and Tyler & Megan |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing my drums.
Lynn
- Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.
- Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
- Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
- Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)
- Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
- Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
- Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
- Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
- Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
- Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
- Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.
- Amish: What’s a light bulb?
-----------------------My neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing my drums.
Lynn
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