We are practicing in the unfinished all-purpose room at the new church. Phyllis & I will only be able to sing one Sunday and then for the Dedication of the Building service on September 24th before we head south.
GROANER’S CORNER:(( A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran, she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. Again, she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!...But don't shove me either!"
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“The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.”
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Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They are coming after us with flashlights."
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Knock knock
Who's there
Gorilla
Gorilla who
Gorilla me a hamburger will ya!
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Q: What is the fastest internal-combustion American production car?
A: The 1998 Dodge Viper GETS-R, tested by
Motor Trend magazine at 192.6 mph.
Q: What automaker's first logo incorporated the Star of David?A: The Dodge Brothers.
Q: Who wrote to Henry Ford, "I have drove fords exclusively when I could get away with one It has got every other car skinned, and even if my business hasn't been strictly legal it don't hurt anything to tell you what a fine car you got in the V-8"?
A: Clyde Barrow (of Bonnie and Clyde) in 1934.
Later, Lynn
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