Rode another 12 miles on the recumbent bike yesterday here within the park. With virtually no car traffic and very little foot traffic in the park it is easier to go around the grounds here. One complete riding of all 5 streets once equals one mile.
Took this photo off Facebook - this man runs a tree trimming service. His mother is on third floor of her nursing home. Those on first floor have relatives talk on phone to them while looking through window. He couldn't, but brought his bucket truck in and was able to visit on phone with his mother while looking through her third-floor window.
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| Empty streets |
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| 93 year-old neighbor on his electric chair |
One of our neighbors from Michigan getting some exercise on her 3-wheeler.
This book was written in 1887 and has very different nomenclature that today's writings do.
Will ride the trike and work some more on cleaning leaves from the roof of the Texas Room/car port and a few things inside the Texas Room..
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What Is Butt Dust?
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? What do you do
or say, when an innocent child asks you something so innocent and they are so
serious? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original
and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she
was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said,
'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five
to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good
night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my
bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a
pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open
it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know
it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got
the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my
teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
asked: 'How much do I cost?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking
worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know
what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple
that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off
them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they
met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a
while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of
the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James
asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never
forget....
This particular Sunday sermon... 'Dear Lord,'
the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on
his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust....' He would have continued
but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to
me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom,
what is butt dust?'
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