Some things to think about

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their  glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then, God saw there was another need.  In His wisdom He made seniors lose co-ordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors  would  have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise.  God looked down and saw that it was good.

So, if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more,  remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.

Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#9  Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8  Life is sexually transmitted .

#7  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6   Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2   In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1  Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.

Customer Review on Fuel Saver

4.0 out of 5 starsYou have to buy more than one to really get the benefit

Byasd89fu09328r0ad939r09fsi30ssss4f023934on September 24, 2015

Why buy just one? I used a huge series of splitters and adapters to plug in 100 of these, and now my car 

uses no gas at all. In fact it actually generates fuel as I drive. Starting with an empty tank, I put in one drop

of gas, plugged in my FuelShark array, and started driving. Ten minutes later, my gas tank was so full it 

overflowed and started spraying gas all over the road. Now I sell gas to chumps who don't know about 

the FuelShark. In less than a month I've earned enough money to begin construction of a power plant that

 will harness over 9000 FuelSharks to generate enough free energy to run a large factory. The factory will

 produce 100,000 FuelSharks every day. In one week, the entire planet will be powered by FuelSharks. 

In one month, spacecraft will be launched to Mars in order to disassemble it for material for more FuelSharks.

 In one year, most of the solar system will be converted into FuelSharks, providing enough energy for

 humans to colonize the entire galaxy.