Took Patty to Harlingen airport by 8:25 am for her 9:30 am flight to Houston, then on to Kansas City, MO - enjoyed her visit during February. |
Phyllis back to work - this is her office door into the Rec Hall |
GROANER’S CORNER:(( Catholic Definitions
- Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.
- Holy Water: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
- Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation’s range.
- Incense: Holy Smoke!
- Jesuits: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams.
- Jonah: The original “Jaws” story.
- Justice: When your children have kids of their own.
- Kyrie Eleison: The only Greek words that most Catholics an recognize besides gyros and baklava.
- Magi: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
- Manger:
1- Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn’t covered by an HMO.
2- The Bible’s way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.
- Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches.
- Procession: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.
- Recessional: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass—lead by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.
- Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long that they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.
- Ten Commandments: The most important Top Ten list not produced by David Letterman.
- Ushers: The only people in the parish who don’t know the seating capacity of a pew.
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Betty: “I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant.”
Joe: “Why do you want an elephant?”
Betty: “I don’t. I just want the money.”
Have 2-hour Barbershop practice in McAllen starting at 1 pm then a concert tonight in San Juan, TX starting at 7 pm.
More later Lynn
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