Things I trust more than
Hillary Clinton?
A rattlesnake
with a “pet me” sign.
OJ Simpson showing me his
knife collection.
An elevator
ride with Ray Rice.
Taking
pills offered by Bill Cosby.
Michael Jackson’s doctor.
An Obama nuclear deal with
Iran.
A Paliestinian on a motorcycle.
Gas station sushi.
A
Jimmy Carter economic plan.
Brian Williams news reports.
Prayers for racial peace by Al
Sharpton.
Playing Russian
Roulette with a semi-auto
pistol.
Emails from Nigerian
princes.
The Heimlich
Maneuver from Barney Fran.
A condom made in China.
A
prostate exam from Captain
Hook.
And finally, Bill Clinton
at a Girl Scout convention.
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Words from a pilot:
During a commercial
airline flight an experienced
Air Force pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a
babe in arms. When the baby
began crying during the descent
for landing, the mother
began nursing the infant as
discreetly as possible.
The pilot pretended not to
notice, and, upon disembarking,
he gallantly offered his
assistance to help with the
various baby-related items.
When the young mother
expressed her gratitude, the
pilot responded, “That’s a
good looking baby, and he
sure was hungry!”
Somewhat embarrassed,
the mother explained that her
pediatrician said that the time
spent on the breast would
help alleviate the pressure
in the baby’s ears. The Air
Force Pilot sadly shook his
head, and in true pilot fashion
exclaimed,
“And all these years, I’ve
been chewing gum.”
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