Saturday, December 19, 2020

Sunny day in the Valley

 80 degrees here in La Feria, TX at 2:40 pm on Saturday - bright sunshine.

Here are the books we now have in our library on Audible or Chirp, for listening from our phones, especially while pedaling.




























































Only a little less than a fourth are listened to so far.  Just keeping at it.


























Harold -- hasn't been one person use the Shuffle Board Court this year.

Harold -- the 4444444444 lawyer is still on TV!




Not much excitement going on here in Kenwood.

No organized dinner for Christmas Day -- think a few small  get togethers will happen.











GROANER'S CORNER:(( 
My daughter and I took the long route through the neighborhood to admire the Christmas decorations. One yard contained a trove of lights, ornaments, elves, carolers, trimmings … in short, it was a mess. My daughter summed it up perfectly when she announced, “It looks like Christmas threw up.”

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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant. 

Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"

The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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- Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
- Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-tons sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound.
At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.
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More drivel later  --  Lynn

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