Last day in Columbus

77º here in Columbus, OH - predicted high of 83º -  We will leave about 2:30 pm

Spent some time in big IKEA store in Columbus yesterday.  Lots of stuff.

Also went to a Container Store - another huge store with anything you could think of putting something in.

This different fan in the house were Michelle is staying.

GROANER’S CORNER:(( When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at 'Mom' and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. 'Don't worry,' she said, 'I'll take care of it.' A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was 'Mom.' 'Martin,' she said, 'you left your cell phone at the convenience store.'

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- Psychiatrist to Billy: Do you ever hear someone speaking but you are not able to see them?
Billy: Yes.
Psychiatrist: When does this happen?
Billy: When I am speaking on the phone.

- “The leopard tried creeping up on the water buffalo using its camouflage but it was spotted.”

- "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy, confidently. "Means carrying a child."

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone wanna let me in?

Heading for New Bavaria, Ohio this mid-afternoon.

More later, Lynn