Monday, October 14, 2024

Good weekend with family in Eastern Iowa

54 degrees here in Clarinda, IA at 12 Noon Monday, high to be 60 degrees. Reported 32 degrees this morning, but no sign of frost at all.


Spent Friday evening, Saturday and Sunday morning at Cam & Patty's place near Marengo, IA.  Got last visit of this year--until next April--with most of the family.  Only grandson-in-law Derek wasn't there.




Phyllis had knitted a stocking cap for David and sewn a dress for Jessica and they posed for a picture with them.






Last week I drained the hot tub and moved it to the shop building.  Had developed a slow leak the last few weeks -- will have to see if can seal it next spring before setting it up.

Picked up a lot of small branches and made them in to short chips before throwing them over the hedge onto the hillside behind it.






Last week the soybean field directly across the street from our neighbor to the west was harvested.  These photos were taken from my driveway.






At right is photo of Guard Cat Cricket.

Later, Lynn

DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER:

 DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER:


Moved to North Dakota this fall. We heard that summers are fun and winter is beautiful. We think there is no more beautiful a place in the whole world!
December 8 - 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.
This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!
December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14 - Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15 - 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.
December 16 - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17 - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God! I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20 - Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The damn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but. they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22 - Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob-who has a plow on his truck-for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.
December 23 - Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago. She says she did but I think she's lying.
December 24 - 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling, and then he comes down the street...at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents...but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow.
December 25 - Merry f---ing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to feed her through a chipper shredder.
December 26 - Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27 - Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $4,400 to replace all my pipes.
December 28 - Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The BITCH is driving me crazy!!!
December 29 - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30 - Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.
December 31 - I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8 - Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed ???

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Howard McNear (Floyd): on “The Andy Griffith Show,”

 

In Richard Kelly's book, “The Andy Griffith Show,” Andy Griffith had the following to say about actor Howard McNear (Floyd):

     "Howard, first of all, was a leading man in the San Diego theatre years ago. He never was in New York in his life. He developed this comic character, I believe, on The Jack Benny Show. Howard was a nervous man and he became that man, Floyd.

     “Then Howard had a stroke and was bad off for a long time. He was out of our show for about a year and three-quarters. We did a lot of soft shows, that is, those that were not hard on comedy -- stories about the boy or the aunt. But we needed comedy scenes to break up things.
    
      “We were working on a script one day, and Aaron [Ruben] said, `Boy do I wish we had Howard.' And one of us said, `Why don't we see if we can get him.' So right then we called up Howard's house and we got his wife, Helen. `Oh,' she said, `it would be a godsend.'

     “Well, we wrote him a little scene. He was paralyzed all down his left side and so we couldn't show him walking. We had him sitting or we built a stand that supported him. He could then stand behind the barber chair and use one hand. Most of the time, however, we had him sitting. His mind was not affected at all. He was with us about two years after that before he died. Finally poor Howard died. I'm sorry because there was never anyone like him. Kind, kind man."
Credit Goes To The Respective Owner 

Monday, October 7, 2024

Good weather in Iowa - watching weather in Florida and southeast US

 

55 degrees now at 10;00 am in Clarinda, IA on Monday morning.

At left is the temp at 7;17 am when I went out to the hot tub. Not so bad getting into the tub, but getting out wet, those three steps to the doorway were quick ones.  And think, 95 degrees last Saturday!

















Watching weather in Florida where my brother Darrell and his son live some 40 miles from Orlando.



A few of photos of Band Day Parade Saturday, taken by someone not looking into the sun like I was when took my photos.





You didn't know it, but we left for a while to go to local pharmacy to get flu and Covid 19 shots.  And, when we got back I mowed the lawn-first time in almost 2 weeks.  Is now 1:45 pm and is now 68ยบ.





At right - have you ever seen
a horse hug a person?


 
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Okay, got to brag to brag on our kids, grandkids and great grandkids when I can.  This happy, happy great grandson David is one happy kid, dancing at an Octoberfest this last weekend.  Took these off a video.











At right and below are at the same OctoberFest.








And one at right of the two GREAT grandkids.

Later, Lynn

Saturday, October 5, 2024

Visit with Harold & LaRhoda Neher in Kansas and Band Day in Clarinda

75 degrees at 8:15 pm Saturday.  To be a bit cooler.  This 95 degrees was earlier this afternoon



 -- and this is October!

We went to the Clarinda Band Day parade this morning, after eating breakfast at the American Legion Club here in Clarinda at their Biscuits & Gravy fund raiser.  










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This afternoon we watched Iowa get beat, but Nebraska won their fifth football game of the season!.

Yesterday we drove to Hiawatha, KS and spent lunch and afternoon with Harold & LaRhoda Neher.  It was LaRhoda's 88th birthday.  Harold will be 98 next March.  They are getting along, but Harold is now on oxygen 24 hours a day and feeling his age


I drove their van which has a wheel-chair ramp for Harold to wheel into. He was able to wheel into the cafe where we had some delicious fish and tenderloin.




After I dropped the ladies off at home, Harold had me drive him several miles to where his son Tim was combining beans.  Harold was able to see the progress Tim was making in the 300 acre field near his house.   And we split 4 games of Pegs & Jokers before having a piece of pumpkin pie!





On the way to Hiawatha, we had stopped in St. Joe, MO to drop off the wire I cleaned out of our storage shed this last week.  Was able to strip some, but much was with insulation.  Also had some scrap iron.


At right is the yard where I unloaded the scrap iron.






Have you ever wondered what the population would be if copulation was painful?


Later, LC



Thursday, October 3, 2024

Thanking the seagulls

 

This is a wonderful true story. You will be glad that you read it, and I hope you will pass it on.

It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean.

Old Ed came strolling along the beach to his favorite pier.

Clutched in his bony hand was a bucket of shrimp. Ed walks out to the end of the pier, where it seems he almost has the world to himself. The glow of the sun is a golden bronze now.

Everybody's gone, except for a few joggers on the beach. Standing out on the end of the pier, Ed is alone with his thoughts...and his bucket of shrimp.

Before long, however, he is no longer alone. Up in the sky a thousand white dots come screeching and squawking, winging their way toward that lanky frame standing there on the end of the pier.

Before long, dozens of seagulls have enveloped him, their wings fluttering and flapping wildly. Ed stands there tossing shrimp to the hungry birds. As he does, if you listen closely, you can hear him say with a smile, 'Thank you. Thank you.'

In a few short minutes the bucket is empty. But Ed doesn't leave. He stands there lost in thought, as though transported to another time and place .

When he finally turns around and begins to walk back toward the beach, a few of the birds hop along the pier with him until he gets to the stairs, and then they, too, fly away. And old Ed quietly makes his way down to the end of the beach and on home.

If you were sitting there on the pier with your fishing line in the water, Ed might seem like 'a funny old duck,' as my dad used to say. Or, to onlookers, he's just another old codger, lost in his own weird world, feeding the seagulls with a bucket full of shrimp.

To the onlooker, rituals can look either very strange or very empty. They can seem altogether unimportant .....maybe even a lot of nonsense.

Old folks often do strange things, at least in the eyes of Boomers and Millennials.

Most of them would probably write Old Ed off, down there in Florida ... That's too bad. They'd do well to know him better.

His full name: Eddie Rickenbacker. He was a famous hero in World War I, and then he was in WWII. On one of his flying missions across the Pacific, he and his seven-member crew went down. Miraculously, all of the men survived, crawled out of their plane, and climbed into a life raft.

Captain Rickenbacker and his crew floated for days on the rough waters of the Pacific. They fought the sun. They fought sharks. Most of all, they fought hunger and thirst. By the eighth day their rations ran out. No food. No water. They were hundreds of miles from land and no one knew where they were or even if they were alive.

Every day across America millions wondered and prayed that Eddie Rickenbacker might somehow be found alive.

The men adrift needed a miracle. That afternoon they had a simple devotional service and prayed for a miracle.

They tried to nap. Eddie leaned back and pulled his military cap over his nose. Time dragged on. All he could hear was the slap of the waves against the raft...suddenly Eddie felt something land on the top of his cap. It was a seagull!

Old Ed would later describe how he sat perfectly still, planning his next move. With a flash of his hand and a squawk from the gull, he managed to grab it and wring its neck. He tore the feathers off, and he and his starving crew made a meal of it - a very slight meal for eight men. Then they used the intestines for bait. With it, they caught fish, which gave them food and more bait....and the cycle continued. With that simple survival technique, they were able to endure the rigors of the sea until they were found and rescued after 24 days at sea.

Eddie Rickenbacker lived many years beyond that ordeal, but he never forgot the sacrifice of that first life-saving seagull... And he never stopped saying, 'Thank you.' That's why almost every Friday night he would walk to the end of the pier with a bucket full of shrimp and a heart full of gratitude.

Reference: (Max Lucado, "In the Eye of the Storm", pp...221, 225-226)

PS: Eddie Rickenbacker was the founder of Eastern Airlines. Before WWI he was race car driver. In WWI he was a pilot and became America's first ace. In WWII he was an instructor and military adviser, and he flew missions with the combat pilots. Eddie Rickenbacker is a true American hero. And now you know another story about the trials and sacrifices that brave men have endured for your freedom.

As you can see, I chose to pass this story along as it was passed to me from my father. It is a great story that many don't know...I think it exemplifies a couple of life's lessons to be remembered. You've got to be careful with old guys, you just never know what they have done during their lifetime. It also speaks to me about how we never know what we adversity we might face, but when we put our talent both mentally and physically together, we can overcome, but we must never forget what we learned and to remember to thank those that helped pull us through even if it was as something seemingly meaningless as a seagull and to pay it forward.

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And now......the rest of the story.

Captain Edward Vernon Rickenbacker was just the first American Ace of WW I, he was the highest scoring ace of WW I with 26 victories against aircraft and 5 baloons, higher than any other American fighter pilot in WW I. That made him a quintuple ace. He was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for his heroism. He was also awarded the French Croix de Guerre. Eddie Rickenbacker was the American version of the Germans’ Red Baron.

Rickenbacker left the military after WW I as a major, but he preferred to keep the title of Captain. In his own words, “I felt that my rank of captain was earned and deserved.”

In 1921 he founded the Rickenbacker Motor Company. The company produced stylish, mid-priced cars with 6 and later, 8 cylinder engines. He left the company in 1926 because of disagreements with his partners. The company went bankrupt in 1927.

In 1933, Rickenbacker joined the General Motors Aeronautics Division as its VP. The GM division included Eastern Air Transport which would soon become Eastern Airlines. The airline became a success by 1938 and Rickenbacker raised $3.5 million to buy the airline from GM. He built the airline into one of the biggest in the country.

In 1941, Rickenbacker was involved in a crash when the Eastern Airlines plane he was in flew into the side of a hill. The pilots and eleven passengers were killed, but Eddie survived which added to his legend. Due to heavy injuries, he spent the next ten months recovering but was left with a limp for the rest of his life.

Although he was a civilian, Rickenbacker spent a lot of time raising money for Britain and the United States at the beginning of the war. When the above related incident happened, he was on his way to New Guinea to deliver a secret message to Ge. MacArthur. The story makes it sound like he was a part of the flight crew, but in this case he was still a civilian passenger. Nevertheless, he took command of the situation and all of the other survivors credited his iron will for their survival.

In 1943 Eddie was again asked to help the war effort by travelling to the Soviet Union to observe how the Soviets were using the equipment the US had sent them and lend his expertise. That was his overt mission. He also had a covert mission to observe the Soviet military and report back on their readiness and training. Once again he fulfilled his mission.

Capt. Eddie remained president and CEO of Eastern Airlines until 1959 when he resigned to become Chairman of the Board where he served until 1963. He died at the age of 82 in 1973 leaving behind both a legacy and a legend that can be matched by few men in the history of this nation


Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Some info from Hurricane Helene

 Hurricane Helene: A note to friends outside of the South.


We live in Greene County, East Tennessee. Our county’s southern border is the Tennessee-North Carolina state line that runs along the heights of the Appalachian Mountains. We are within the hardest hit region of the U.S.


The questions I have been hearing a lot is why was this so bad, and why weren’t people prepared. I’ll try to answer those questions in the following post. 


Hurricane Helene was the strongest hurricane (in recorded history) to hit Florida’s big bend region (on the eastern edge of the panhandle). It is the deadliest hurricane to hit the United States since Hurricane Katrina in 2005. 


The death toll is over 160 so far. We are still finding bodies, and there are still many, many people missing as I write this today six days after the hurricane hit land.


I work in the emergency department at Greeneville Community Hospital. The hospital itself has been evacuated because we have no water in the majority of the county. We are still running our emergency department as a critical access site for our community. Fortunately, I have a well and didn’t lose electricity for long. I was able to haul water in a 300 gallon tote in the back of my truck to the hospital for the first few days so we could flush toilets and wash hands. It took a few days, but we now have porta-potties and water tanks on trucks to keep the emergency department running. 


Under an hour from our hospital to the east, Unicoi County Hospital was flooded requiring patients and providers to be rescued from the roof via helicopter. 


Under an hour from our hospital to the south, over the mountains, Asheville, NC has been hit particularly hard.


But why was this region hit so hard?


First, we had a lot of rain before Hurricane Helene even showed up. Depending on the area, we had 7-11 inches of rain in the week before the first storm clouds of the hurricane arrived. This rain saturated the ground and filled ponds and streams.


Then the hurricane arrived. She barreled her way up through the panhandle of Florida, quickly shot through Georgia, and then slowed down and stalled over North Carolina and East Tennessee. And that’s right where we live.


The reason she stalled involves atmospheric pressure conditions that I don’t fully understand, but the result was that this hurricane dropped 20 inches to over 30 inches of rain in some areas… that’s an estimated 40 trillion gallons of rain.


How much is 40 trillion gallons of water?


40 trillion gallons of water is enough to fill the Dallas Cowboy’s stadium 51,000 times.


40 trillion gallons of water is enough to cover the entire state of North Carolina with 3.5 FEET of water.


40 trillion gallons of water is enough to fill 60 MILLION Olympic-sized swimming pools. 


40 trillion gallons of water is 619 DAYS of water flowing over Niagara Falls. 


So this is an unprecedented amount of rain already falling on an area that had just received ground-saturated rain.


But it wasn’t just the amount of rain, it was the geography of where that rain fell. 


The southeastern slopes (of western North Carolina) and the northwestern slopes (of East Tennessee) acted as funnels or rain catchments that directed all this water downhill and concentrated it into streams and rivers running into the valleys. It overflowed these streams and rivers causing massive flooding. 


How much flooding?


The French Broad River usually crests at 1.5 feet… but it reached 24.6 feet during the storm.


The Nolichuckey River rose to almost 22 feet. The Nolichuckey River Dam in Greene County, during the peak of the flooding, took on 1.2 MILLION gallons of water per SECOND. Compare that to Niagara Falls which peaks at 700,000 gallons per second. Fortunately, this dam held… but barely, with damage. 


Consequences.


The flooding, and all the things the flooding carried with it (large trees, vehicles, buildings, etc.) caused widespread damage. It destroyed homes and businesses. It destroyed roads and bridges. It knocked out power.


This isolated many places for days and days from normal rescue efforts and evacuation plans. 


Here in Greene County, the flooding destroyed the intake pump for the county’s primary water supply. We hope they will be able to bring in a temporary pump to bypass the damaged system, but that still may take a couple weeks. In the meantime, most people in the county have no clean water for drinking, washing hands, or bathing, and no water for sanitation. 


I have taken care of people in the emergency department who had their homes literally washed away. Everything they own, other than the clothes on their back, has been lost. Many friends have had their homes almost destroyed by flooding and their houses are filled with mud and debris. 


And this is just in my immediate area. Other places around us have unfortunately been hit harder.


Why weren’t people prepared?


No one in the mountains of North Carolina or East Tennessee prepares for a hurricane. 


It’s kind of like asking why someone in Iowa doesn’t prepare for a tidal wave or why someone in Florida doesn’t prepare for a blizzard. It’s not what happens, like ever. 


This was a combination of already rain-saturated ground before the hurricane hit, the hurricane/storm stalling over this region dumping unprecedented amounts of rainfall in a small area, and the geography of mountains channeling and concentrating all this water into the valleys below that created a perfect storm, so to speak, of conditions that caused this disaster.


It couldn’t have been prevented or prepared for. 


Please feel free to share this. Hopefully it answers some questions and provides a better understanding of what has happened and why it is so devastating.

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Yogi Berra Explains Jazz

 Yogi Berra Explains Jazz:


Interviewer: Can you explain jazz?

Yogi: I can't, but I will. 90% of all jazz is half improvisation. The other half is the part people play while others are playing something they never played with anyone who played that part. So if you play the wrong part, its right. If you play the right part, it might be right if you play it wrong enough. But if you play it too right, it's wrong.

Interviewer: I don't understand.

Yogi: Anyone who understands jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

Interviewer: Do you understand it?

Yogi: No. That's why I can explain it. If I understood it, I wouldn't know anything about it.

Interviewer: Are there any great jazz players alive today?

Yogi: No. All the great jazz players alive today are dead. Except for the ones that are still alive. But so many of them are dead, that the ones that are still alive are dying to be like the ones that are dead. Some would kill for it.

Interviewer: What is syncopation?

Yogi: That's when the note that you should hear now happens either before or after you hear it. In jazz, you don't hear notes when they happen because that would be some other type of music. Other types of music can be jazz, but only if they're the same as something different from those other kinds.

Interviewer: Now I really don't understand.

Yogi: I haven't taught you enough for you to not understand jazz that well.

The Highwaymen


The Highwaymen were an American country music supergroup, composed of four of country music's biggest artists who pioneered the outlaw country subgenre: Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Kris Kristofferson. Between 1985 and 1995, the group recorded three major label albums as The Highwaymen: two on Columbia Records and one for Liberty Records. Their Columbia works produced three chart singles, including the number one "Highwayman" in 1985.

Between 1996 and 1998, Nelson, Kristofferson, Cash, and Jennings provided the voice and dramatization for the Louis L'Amour Collection, a four-CD box set of seven Louis L'Amour stories published by the HighBridge Company, although the four were not credited as "The Highwaymen" in this work.

Besides the four formal members of the group, one other vocal artist appeared on a Highwaymen recording: Johnny Rodriguez, who provided Spanish vocal on "Deportee", a Woody Guthrie composition, from the album Highwayman.

The four starred in one movie together: the 1986 film Stagecoach.

In 1990, the original members of the 1950s-'60s folk group of the same name sued The Highwaymen over their use of the name, which was inspired by a Jimmy Webb ballad the country stars had recorded. The suit was dropped when all parties agreed that the folk group owned the name but that the earlier group would grant a nonexclusive, nontransferable license to the supergroup to use the name. The two groups then shared the stage at a 1990 concert in Hollywood. 

Good weekend with family in Eastern Iowa

54 degrees here in Clarinda, IA at 12 Noon Monday, high to be 60 degrees. Reported 32 degrees this morning, but no sign of frost at all. Spe...